Pokémon releases reggae Slowpoke Anthem

GameFreak, creators of Pokémon, have released a reggae song about the ‘idiot Pokémon’ Slowpoke, known to the Japanese public as Yadon.

With important lyrics like “Your big mouth is always open like a combini,” “The name given to you was ‘idiot’ Pokemon” and “If a Shelder bites your tail, you become a Slowbrow; even your evolution is stupid,” they effectively drag the entire evolutionary family in this diss track.

Either this video is some weird human-centipede type deal, or Slowpoke tails are so good that Slowpokes resort to cannibalism. Check it out below.