A review: KOHH/Miyamoto Ayana’s Sex Tape

There’s no denying that the media likes nothing more than a sex tape featuring notable public figures. When a leaked tape of Japanese rapper KOHH  and model Miyamato Ayana hit the net, Twitter and other social media platforms went nuts. But what of the video itself? Did KOHH live up to the expectations that people would put on such a personality? Read Arama’s exclusive review to find out!

Featuring shaky phone-cam work that would make even the most hardened of Lars Von Trier or found-footage fan’s stomach churn, there’s nothing remotely sexy about this short clip. It bears a certain sadness, a disconnect from human touch. It says more about the state of society needing to document everything instead of living in the moment rather than anything else. But maybe that was KOHH’s point. For he is a master artist.

Many have criticised KOHH’s “performance” (fellow Arama writer Ronald stated that “He’s like a kitten with a bowl of milk”), but this reviewer feels like he was ingeniously channeling Japan’s music scene’s struggle to go digital. KOHH has never been more exposed, his tough guy veneer challenged as Miyamoto Ayana films the task at hand. This imagery challenges the Japanese music industry too- Namie Amuro, a female, crushed all male competition in sales numbers in 2017.

Why the clip was released online is still up for debate, but one thing that is certain to Japanese fans- it’s definitely Miyamoto Ayana’s fault. No way would KOHH be involved in such debauchery! This is an intentional critique on the Japanese media eye’s misogyny and all is going to plan.

KOHH, with this release, has raised the bar for all his contemporaries, and has become the Kanye West of Japan.

8/10– A subtle, but poignant sex tape, no disgusting night vision veins.

Your move,  Kid Fresino.

  • Comments

    • Taima-kun

      was this even necessary?

      • dewee

        If you have to ask, the answer is always yes.

      • Ben_thecoolhobo

        yes

    • the groupie who

      no.

    • Some One

      No one cares about this.

      • No one

        Lucky Some One cared enough to write a comment though

    • eplizo

      Brilliant review. I personally thought KOHH’s performance was really compelling. His gaze perfectly channeled his fear of femme dominance, and I think that was the whole point of this piece, so I don’t know why people were giving him flack for it…

      • Ben_thecoolhobo

        WHERES THE LINK? I CANT FIND IT

        • imgs m(i)nkch com/imgs/20180108204632/15154119922(dot)mp(YON)

          he eats pussy like how he raps…bad

          • Ben_thecoolhobo

            can’t find it.. .mpyon ?

            • 4, trying not to get it removed since all the twitter links are gone lmao

          • elsupertai

            It took me like 10 seconds to translate the “yon” word lmao (thank you Babymetal).

      • yamakita

        I had to judge for myself, but now I actually feel bad for the guy. That’s a pitiful haircut.

    • DestroyX

      I think KOHH’s sex tape beautifully depicted the vulnerability of sex, and possibly human existence itself.
      The weakness of his tongue strokes was arguably an emblem of the futility of life, each lick just screamed nihilism!

    • …anyways

    • nocci56

      you guys are sick…

    • Guest

      More like the one who took the video “Look at this tough guy. He’s my biatch!”

    • Ash, stop copying me! Everyone knows porn reviews are my thing!: http://aramajapan.com/news/tvmovie/movies/maroka-uchiyamas-porn-debut-surfaces-online/52631/

      • surfboardt

        That reminds me, the key thing that nobody asked is whether KOHH got rimmed and/or pegged in the sex tape. Still miffed that Hikaru only licked Maru’s body when she was talking about licking during sex and giggling after every fucking lick. GIRL, YOU LET ALL OF US DOWN, WE ALL KNOW IF IT WAS HIKKI, SHE’D MURDER MARU’S BUSSY BECAUSE AYU DEPRIVED HIM OF IT.

        • M

          Someone explain this comment to me? lol

          • surfboardt

            Ayu’s ex-boyfriend Maru did porn, and his scene partner was a girl named Hikaru, so people were jokingly saying that it was an intentional casting choice. There was a part where she was talking about licking, and it looked like she was going to rim Maru’s butthole, but it turns out she was just going to lick his back and laugh at herself after every lick.

            Needless to say, everyone that was jokingly cheering for a JGV Maru debut was disappointed.

      • I forgot he existed…is he still eating grass?

    • Keny

      “It bears a certain sadness, a disconnect from human touch.It says more about the state of society needing to document everything instead of living in the moment rather than anything else.”

      Black mirror season 5?

    • AoZora
    • yaccha “JoinAramaDiscord” itai

      what the fuck man

    • Liked how ya’ll put a spin on it though? lmao

    • Pipe’sIDIC

      OMG, Ash/Arama, as much as this is hilarious, it will be hard to disassociate your review everytime I hear Namie Amuro songs or any Japan music now.

      “but this reviewer feels like he was ingeniously channeling Japan’s music scene’s struggle to go digital. KOHH has never been more exposed, his tough guy veneer challenged as Miyamoto Ayana films the task at hand. This imagery challenges the Japanese music industry too- Namie Amuro, a female, crushed all male competition in sales numbers in 2017” – Ash

    • the link…

    • Rémy

      this is invasion of privacy dickheads. fuck aramajapan.

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